The Signs As: Characters in Sesame Street

ARIES: Ernie (Mar 21 – Apr 20)

Cheeky; a bit too eager to show you their party trick; if they’re not out and about, they’re in the bath.

TAURUS: Kermit the Frog (Apr 21 – May 21)

Kind and loyal; will become your best friend instantly; still caught up over their ex.

GEMINI: Telly Monster (May 22 – June 21)

Big ass worry-wart; needs glasses now because they sat too close to the TV; always on their phone, always…; could do with a little reassuring.

CANCER: Mr. Snuffleupagus (June 22 – July 23)

Very soft; underrated; catch them binge-watching all the dance movies on Netflix.

LEO: The Cookie Monster (July 24 – Aug 23)

Always hungry; could probably do with some meditation; serves themselves before others at the dinner table.

VIRGO: Bert (Aug 24 – Sep 23)

Can pull off a uni-brow; easily stressed out; can’t understand inside jokes.

LIBRA: Count von Count (Sep 24 – Oct 23)

Spooky on the outside, a lil softie on the inside; brilliant with numbers; always has something to obsess over.

SCORPIO: Elmo (Oct 24 – Nov 22)

An absolute goofball; reckons the world revolves around them; questions everything.

SAGITTARIUS: Grover (Nov 23 – Dec 21)

Lowkey in public but knows everybody; has a secret alter-ego that you probably don’t know about.

CAPRICORN: Oscar the Grouch (Dec 22 – Jan 20)

Belongs in the bin; loves op-shopping; a hoarder.

AQUARIUS: Abby (Jan 21 – Feb 19)

Always seen wearing way too much glitter at festivals; has a whole lot of love to give.

PISCES: Big Bird (Feb 20 – Mar 20)

Ambitious; best hugger out of the signs; is excited about everything.

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