The Signs As: really, really bad pickup lines

Aries: (Mar 21 – Apr 20)

Are you a cast? I can’t wait to get you off.

Taurus: (Apr 21 – May 21)

You look sad, are you feeling down? Let me help and feel you up.

Gemini: (May 22 – June 21)

Damn, I wish I could take you to the movies. Too bad they don’t let people bring snacks in there.

Cancer: (June 22 – July 23)

Are you into cancers? We can 69 if you like.

Leo: (July 24 – Aug 23)

Are you a glove? I’m cold and you look like you could warm me up.

Virgo: (Aug 24 – Sep 23)

Are you a piece of trash? I’m conscious about saving the environment and I’d like to pick you up and take you out.

Libra: (Sep 24 – Oct 23)

Can I follow you on Instagram? My mum told me to follow my dreams.

Scorpio: (Oct 24 – Nov 22)

I see a good person in you. It’s me.

Sagittarius: (Nov 23 – Dec 21)

Are you a mirror? I can see myself inside of you.

Capricorn: (Dec 22 – Jan 20)

My iTunes keeps playing up. They don’t have you as the hottest single.

Aquarius: (Jan 21 – Feb 19)

Are you from outer space? You have one celestial body.

Pisces: (Feb 20 – Mar 20)

I used to think happiness started with H. But now I know it starts with U.

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