The Signs As: Characters in The Room (2003)

ARIES: Flower Shop Lady (Mar 21 – Apr 20)

Always smells nice; lets their pet walk all over them; a little slow.

TAURUS: Mike (Apr 21 – May 21)

Terrible at telling stories; struggles to juggle their relationships.

GEMINI: Lisa (May 22 – June 21)

Tears people apart; gets bored easily; lies to make things interesting; unconcerned.

CANCER: Johnny (June 22 – July 23)

Wears convertible clothing; ambitious; misunderstood; is fed up with this world.

LEO: The Football (July 24 – Aug 23)

Appears out of nowhere; tries to be the life of the party.

VIRGO: Peter (Aug 24 – Sep 23)

Provides solid advice; compassionate, but also very clumsy.

LIBRA: Steven (Sep 24 – Oct 23)

Worries a little too much; wants to know everything and anything.

SCORPIO: Claudette (Oct 24 – Nov 22)

Has an ego too big for their own good; doesn’t believe in true love; involves themselves in everything.

SAGITTARIUS: Denny (Nov 23 – Dec 21)

Likes to watch people; will throw a football at you; tends to always third wheel.

CAPRICORN: Chris R (Dec 22 – Jan 20)

Always impatient; thinks they’re really hard, but is actually a real softie.

AQUARIUS: Michelle (Jan 21 – Feb 19)

Consumes too much chocolate; very understanding; a little kinky.

PISCES: Mark (Feb 20 – Mar 20)

Always confused; can’t take a hint; a good friend, maybe; looks great in formal attire.

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