The Signs As: Phone App Users

Aries: Reddit (Mar 21 – Apr 20)

Is always on Reddit but somehow only has 1 Karma point; favourite subs are r/aww and r/whatcouldgowrong.

Taurus: Snapchat (Apr 21 – May 21)

Streaks with 40+ people; is probably your best friend on Snapchat, but you’re not theirs; excessively posting mediocre stories.

Gemini: Tinder (May 22 – June 21)

Deletes Tinder every two weeks; probably has a stranger’s dog with them in their pic; takes way too much pride in their anthem.

Cancer: Twitter (June 22 – July 23)

Only has Internet humour; peak energy hours are between 4pm and 9pm; ranting one moment, wholesome the next.

Leo: Duolingo (July 24 – Aug 23)

Der Mann isst eine Tomato = The man is a tomato??

Virgo: Google Maps (Aug 24 – Sep 23)

Always doubtful in knowing where they’re going; uses their fingers to work out which was is left and right.

Libra: Instagram (Sep 24 – Oct 23)

Is constantly fooled by the clickbait photos and videos on the explore page; likely to message you ‘should I post this?’ and ‘like my insta pic plz’.

Scorpio: Soundcloud (Oct 24 – Nov 22)

Has their Soundcloud link in their IG and FB bios; wears their earphones through their shirts; shameless; says ‘fight me’ all the time.

Sagittarius: UberEats (Nov 23 – Dec 21)

Thinks and cares more about food than their financial status; will shout you food if you’re nice.

Capricorn: 2048 (Dec 22 – Jan 20)

Is obsessed with phone games; plays 2048 every night before bed; probably unlocked a 16384 high score.

Aquarius: Facetime (Jan 21 – Feb 19)

Low angles of up their nose are their best angles; will nap on call with you for 4 hours.

Pisces: Podcasts (Feb 20 – Mar 20)

Recommending podcasts to people that don’t care, but should care; often on a rollercoaster of emotions.

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