Horoscopes: The Signs as Willy Wonka Characters
Written by Stephanie Montatore Cover art by Nikki Sztolc Aries Violet Beauregarde Here to win with her ‘go big or go home’ attitude, Violet …
Horoscopes: The Signs as Your Next Travel Destination
Written by Nikki Sztolc We may not be able to travel again just yet, but when the time comes we’re all …
Horoscopes: The Signs as Self-Care Methods
Written by Stephanie Montatore Let’s be real - we can ALL be taking better care of ourselves. You know the feeling when …
Horoscopes: The Signs According to 90s TV
Written by Nahum Gale Welcome back to the 1990s where the weirdest part about it all was (funnily enough) the television. …
Horoscopes: The Signs as Pioneers for Gender Equality
For as long as human beings have existed, we have been a vibrant, diverse and driven bunch in a world …
Horoscopes: The Signs as Thrifted Finds
Aries 21 Mar – 19 Apr Some dad’s old sweatpants We all know you could run faster in them anyway… even if it …
Horoscopes: The signs according to The Witcher
Words by Anna Day (saw a TEDTalk on astronomy once?) Virgo Aug 23 – Sept 22 "Whatever you lack in talent, you make …
Horoscopes: The signs according to Bojack Horseman
Words by Nina Phillips (an existential nihilist astrologer) Feature image by Netflix Cancer Jun 21 — July 22 “Now if you excuse me, I need …
Horoscopes: The signs according to Tiger King
Words Jordan White (probably an astrologer, who knows?) Feature image via Netflix Aries Mar 21 — Apr 19 “You can see how they go …
Horoscopes: The signs according to Sex Education
Words by Anna Day (also a real astrologer) Feature image by Netflix Aries Eric Effiong “Wash your hands, you detty pig.” The planets, the World …
Horoscopes: The signs according to Michael Scott
Aries - Mar 21 – Apr 19 ‘Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice, strike three.’ - Be careful—the planets …
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