Aries – Mar 21 – Apr 19
‘Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice, strike three.’ – Be careful—the planets say that someone will betray you this month… and when they do, make them do your laundry as punishment.
Taurus – Apr 20 – May 20
‘Tell him to call me ASAP as possible.’ – Sometimes you have to go the extra mile to be recognised as the valuable asset you are. Never rule out traveling interstate to confront someone who doesn’t see your true worth. Jupiter said so.
Gemini – May 21 – June 20
‘I love inside jokes. I’d love to be a part of one someday.’ – Be prepared to meet new people. The planets are moving closer together and this is creating a strong magnetic field around you, drawing all of your potential new friends into orbit.
Cancer – Jun 21 – July 22
‘I would not miss it for the world, but if something else came up I would definitely not go.’ – Venus is up to something or other at the moment, that much is clear. Expect to feel your energy levels being renewed but be careful not to overcommit and bite off more than you can chew.
Leo – Jul 23 – Aug 22
‘I’m an early bird and I’m a night owl. So, I’m wise and I have worms.’ – Your Gatorade is in retrograde baby! Now is the time, so seize the day. Astrological alignments point to now being a great time to try something new. Maybe join your local sporting team.
Virgo – Aug 23 – Sept 22
‘I feel like all my kids grew up and then they married each other, it’s every parent’s dream.’ – The stars are spelling it out for you—dreams can come true. Now is the time to take that moon shot you’ve been putting off, most likely in the form of a viral video.
Libra – Sept 23 – Oct 22
‘You may look around and see two groups here: white collar, blue collar. But I don’t see it that way, and you know why not? Because I am collar-blind.’ – Keep being your best woke self, honey. Also, avoid forklifts this week.
Scorpio – Oct 23 – Nov 21
‘You cheated on me? When I specifically asked you not to?’ – You might have some complications with relationships this month due to Uranus disappearing behind the sun. There is no way to predict when it will come back around so play it safe until you feel Uranus’ presence again.
Sagittarius – Nov 22 – Dec 21
‘Well, well, well. How the turntables.’ – There may be some upcoming conflict in the near future. Don’t back down, unless your back is against that wall, in which case do back down; literally slide your back down the wall and sit on the ground, ignoring the problem until it goes away.
Capricorn – Dec 22 – Jan 19
‘I saw inception. Or at least I dreamt I did…’
You’re probably feeling playful this month due to the cheeky cat and mouse game that Mars and Jupiter are playing. This is a great time to do stand-up at an open mic night, and if you don’t have any material, just get up there and freestyle baby!
Aquarius – Jan 20 – Feb 18
‘Oh God, my mind is going a mile an hour.’
Study Period two is kicking off. Now is a good time to get those positive study habits in place and stop procrastinating—but keep reading your star-signs, that’s not procrastinating, that’s important.
Pisces – Feb 19 – Mar 20
‘Hate to see you leave but love to watch you go. ‘Cause of your butt.’
Sometimes, it is what is not said that sends the clearest message. Less is more… more or less.
W ords by Qualified Astrologist Emma Horner
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