21 Mar – 19 Apr
Some dad’s old sweatpants
We all know you could run faster in them anyway… even if it is just during a Netflix marathon.
20 Apr – 20 May
Some vintage Levi’s
I see you searching for any and every brand name you can find and I honestly applaud the persistence.
21 May – 20 June
A corny graphic T-shirt
I just KNOW you’re going to spend 20 minutes laughing while sorting through these in the mens section only to take one home to wear unironically and that’s what I love about you.
21 June – 22 Jul
A pre-engagement wedding dress
You put it on and had your “the one” moment before actually meeting the one and honestly I get it – dresses are way less disappointing than men.
23 Jul – 22 Aug
Something, anything, shiny and colourful
You look good in anything, but you’re absolutely hunting for pieces that show the world you ARE the main character.
23 Aug – 22 Sept
An old granny’s cardigan
Let’s face it, granny’s got taste and so do you. Go out and show the world that you are the ultimate softgirl.
23 Sept – 22 Oct
Some silky af button up
Classy, just like you. Extra points for tying it up and pairing it with flares + heals.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
A leather trench coat
You personally fought off every Depop seller to secure this find and now plan to epitomise the saying ‘if looks could kill’.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
A baguette bag
Just another trendy piece to add to your collection (but make it vintage).
22 Dec – 19 Jan
A fancy blazer
Duh… now go back to getting that bag. You’re the boss of the zodiac and you know it.
20 Jan – 18 Feb
One of funkiest jackets ever
The more cord, fake fur AND colour, the better! These pieces are one in a million, just like you.
19 Feb – 20 Mar
A pretty sundress
The kind of dress you could romanticise wearing while writing poetry next to a lake.
Words by Stephanie Montatore