Playlist and feature image by Emma Horner
Need to get your heart rate up? Miss shaking it in da cluurb? We’ve got the perfect mix of bpm and cheezetown to get that isolation body moving like it hasn’t in weeks. Stretch that groin, pull up those tube socks, slide that sweat band on and tell your parents to stay the hell out of your room for the next 49 minutes. It’s about to get real.
This piece was originally published in Edition 34 of Verse. View it in its original PDF form via ISSUU.