ARIES: Ernie (Mar 21 – Apr 20)
Cheeky; a bit too eager to show you their party trick; if they’re not out and about, they’re in the bath.
TAURUS: Kermit the Frog (Apr 21 – May 21)
Kind and loyal; will become your best friend instantly; still caught up over their ex.
GEMINI: Telly Monster (May 22 – June 21)
Big ass worry-wart; needs glasses now because they sat too close to the TV; always on their phone, always…; could do with a little reassuring.
CANCER: Mr. Snuffleupagus (June 22 – July 23)
Very soft; underrated; catch them binge-watching all the dance movies on Netflix.
LEO: The Cookie Monster (July 24 – Aug 23)
Always hungry; could probably do with some meditation; serves themselves before others at the dinner table.
VIRGO: Bert (Aug 24 – Sep 23)
Can pull off a uni-brow; easily stressed out; can’t understand inside jokes.
LIBRA: Count von Count (Sep 24 – Oct 23)
Spooky on the outside, a lil softie on the inside; brilliant with numbers; always has something to obsess over.
SCORPIO: Elmo (Oct 24 – Nov 22)
An absolute goofball; reckons the world revolves around them; questions everything.
SAGITTARIUS: Grover (Nov 23 – Dec 21)
Lowkey in public but knows everybody; has a secret alter-ego that you probably don’t know about.
CAPRICORN: Oscar the Grouch (Dec 22 – Jan 20)
Belongs in the bin; loves op-shopping; a hoarder.
AQUARIUS: Abby (Jan 21 – Feb 19)
Always seen wearing way too much glitter at festivals; has a whole lot of love to give.
PISCES: Big Bird (Feb 20 – Mar 20)
Ambitious; best hugger out of the signs; is excited about everything.