words Kyle Feirclough
Aries 21 Mar – 19 Apr
You’re a fire sign, so you can be a little hot-headed at times. The perfect way to cool down is with an ice-cold Sunnyboy; you’ll be back to your tepid self in no time.
Taurus 20 Apr – 20 May
You’re blanketed in flavour, and your taste is impeccable. You’re the most diverse of any sign.
Gemini 21 May – 20 June
You come across as a tad dry on the inside, but your exterior is glossy. However, when paired with a hot beverage, you are just immaculate.
Cancer 21 June – 22 Jul
Bubble O’ Bill
You’re the fun snack. You’re always chosen first because you look the most enjoyable. And just like the iconic Bubble O’ Bill gum nose, you stick around for the people that care for you.
Leo 23 Jul – 22 Aug
What’s more iconic than being the Australian icon as a snack. You have a reputation to uphold, and you know how to sell it.
Virgo 23 Aug – 22 Sep
You’re everything any other chocolate powder aspires to be. You know you’re the best – keep slaying queen. You don’t need to be paired with milk; you’re fine as you are, if not even better.
Libra 23 Sep – 22 Oct
You’re the prettiest and most colourful snack out here. An Australian staple, no one can say they have experienced true snack happiness without you.
Scorpio 23 Oct – 21 Nov
You’re a monster… a friendly one, of course. You like to present yourself as intimidating, but really you’re a softy at heart.
Sagittarius 22 Nov – 21 Dec
Golden Gay Time
Happiness incarnate is you. You’re here for a good and a long time. You just present yourself with so much positive energy it’s intoxicating. You’re always a pleasure to have around.
Capricorn 22 Dec – 19 Jan
On the outside, you’re put together. However, inside, you’re dark and very salty. Not everyone will like you, but that’s okay. You only need the people that like you.
Aquarius 20 Jan – 18 Feb
You’re in the opposite situation to Capricorn. You’re dark on the outside and present yourself as edgy. Once you let someone take a bite of you, you turn into a big softy.
Pisces 19 Feb – 20 Mar
You’re quite delicate, soft, gooey, and easily broken, even if you appear not to be. The caramel at your centre is all your emotion, and you have a lot of it to share.