Aries 21 Mar – 19 Apr
On the outside, you look harsh and ferocious. But, as it goes, appearances are deceiving—internally, you’re a softy who loves forming deep connections through a range of trivial activities. You also love a great beach day in the sun, even if you aren’t so keen on getting wet.
Taurus 20 Apr – 20 May
Venus Fly Trap
You’re silent but deadly! You eat anything that you can get your hands on that comes too close. You’re always looking for your next meal. A hunter at heart, with a restless nature.
Gemini 21 May – 20 June
You flourish with your large number of friends and can’t manage to stop expanding yourself. As you know about yourself, like the Schefflera, you can be mildly toxic when you’re with people you’re not fond of.
Cancer 21 June – 22 Jul
You’re an emotional sign, but just like the Majesty Palm, when you’re in a bright spot, you’re adaptable and always seem to fill empty corners with loving vibrations in any room.
Leo 23 Jul – 22 Aug
You are impossible to ignore and an attention seeker to the core. You are the loudest and brightest, even in the darkest of corners—But why would anyone put you there?!
Virgo 23 Aug – 22 Sep
You knew this already, but you love the indoors and can’t get enough of it, because that’s where you feel you’re safest.
Libra 23 Sep – 22 Oct
We get it, you’re the pretty one! You are the most attractive of all the house plants and when you’re not gracing us with your beauty, you’re cancelling all your toxic friends… and, you’re a little thirsty.
Scorpio 23 Oct – 21 Nov
You are kind of creepy, and when I say kind of, I mean very creepy. You may like well-lit spots, but you have a darkness inside you creeper than any actual spider. Though, it is your unique flair that attracts people to you, and you don’t hide it.
Sagittarius 22 Nov – 21 Dec
You are full of energy, and you never run out of the fuel that keeps you going. You don’t grab everyone’s attention, but that’s okay, because you don’t need it—you like to grow and expand by yourself. You have your own natural caffeine, and it adds a natural vibrancy to every environment.
Capricorn 22 Dec – 19 Jan
You thrive by yourself, and you could outlast all these other plants because you don’t need any attention or help. You are your own boss, and you know it!
Aquarius 20 Jan – 18 Feb
You outshine every other house plant… well at least you think you do. You’re very meticulous about how you present yourself to others and this makes you the most unique of house plants—as long as you’re being watered and quenched that is.
Pisces 19 Feb – 20 Mar
One word. Dramatic! Similarly, to the appearance of the Croton, you love being over-the-top and audacious—but only when you’re feeling safe and warm. Otherwise, your over-emotional self might be shedding a few tears in a vulnerable circumstance.