Aries: (Mar 21 – Apr 20)
Are you a cast? I can’t wait to get you off.
Taurus: (Apr 21 – May 21)
You look sad, are you feeling down? Let me help and feel you up.
Gemini: (May 22 – June 21)
Damn, I wish I could take you to the movies. Too bad they don’t let people bring snacks in there.
Cancer: (June 22 – July 23)
Are you into cancers? We can 69 if you like.
Leo: (July 24 – Aug 23)
Are you a glove? I’m cold and you look like you could warm me up.
Virgo: (Aug 24 – Sep 23)
Are you a piece of trash? I’m conscious about saving the environment and I’d like to pick you up and take you out.
Libra: (Sep 24 – Oct 23)
Can I follow you on Instagram? My mum told me to follow my dreams.
Scorpio: (Oct 24 – Nov 22)
I see a good person in you. It’s me.
Sagittarius: (Nov 23 – Dec 21)
Are you a mirror? I can see myself inside of you.
Capricorn: (Dec 22 – Jan 20)
My iTunes keeps playing up. They don’t have you as the hottest single.
Aquarius: (Jan 21 – Feb 19)
Are you from outer space? You have one celestial body.
Pisces: (Feb 20 – Mar 20)
I used to think happiness started with H. But now I know it starts with U.
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